OMG, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12 page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. LOL!
quinndulgent laughing about random bullshit on 2015-11-29 16:10:27
OMG, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brothers semen. LOL!
cole66 laughing about intimacy on 2015-11-29 13:43:25
OMG, my sister accused me of "leading on" her creepy best friend and said I should apologize to him for making him think he was going to get lucky. I haven't talked to the guy in over 5 years, except for one random encounter 2 days ago, where all I said was, "Hi, how have you been?" LOL!
lisa laughing about random bullshit on 2015-11-29 11:04:26
OMG, after 3 months of successful business at my restaurant, sales are down the shitter. Why? Because some no-life troll started posting loads of bad reviews online. He uses different names, but nothing in the reviews has ever happened. We can't get the reviews taken down. LOL!
jacobianscum laughing about work on 2015-11-29 02:05:46
OMG, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2015-11-29 01:04:26
OMG, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parent's bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. LOL!
aj513 laughing about intimacy on 2015-11-28 20:20:22
OMG, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. LOL!
ohgodwhyfml laughing about intimacy on 2015-11-28 09:32:07
OMG, the man sitting next to me on the train looked like he was about to be sick. I quickly handed him the nearest bag I could find, a bag full of my lunch for that day. Safe to say he held nothing back. LOL!
xmelissadavisx laughing about random bullshit on 2015-11-28 07:21:31
OMG, we were all put in groups to make a presentation together. And by "together" I mean I pulled an all nighter to finish it by myself. My group criticized my work. LOL!
aloneagainnaturally laughing about work on 2015-11-28 06:35:24
OMG, I realised there's a reason that no one talks to the weird guy from choir practice. I was nice to him a couple weeks ago and now he won't stop following me around the school and watching my group at lunch from behind a pole. LOL!
Rainbow_Rhinos laughing about random bullshit on 2015-11-28 02:17:18