OMG, I found out my brand new $3,000 mattress that is supposed to relieve my back pain works amazingly. I only discovered this because my wife, son, daughter, dog, and two cats are all asleep on it and not waking up. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2016-09-30 01:53:10
OMG, I placed sticky mouse traps in my bedroom. it's now 12:05 a.m. and I've successfully caught a mouse. Too bad I'm scared of them and my husband is passed out asleep. I now get to listen to a mouse squeak all night and have to be up in 4 hours. LOL!
MouseLover.. laughing about animals on 2016-09-30 00:06:27
OMG, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." LOL!
DreeStahr laughing about intimacy on 2016-09-30 00:05:37
OMG, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the 4th time a month ago. He is now back in prison. LOL!
fox_at_heart laughing about money on 2016-09-29 22:21:21
OMG, my boss sat me down to tell me she changed my schedule because some of my employees have been complaining that I "make them do too much". Turns out, the only one who complained was the laziest guy who works there. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2016-09-29 18:51:13
OMG, I spent about 45 minutes attaching brackets and weatherproof lights to the umbrella in my patio set. It looked great, and I was excited to finally sit out under them at night - until the umbrella shifted and fell over, shattering the glass table top. LOL!
glass+grass=BS laughing about random bullshit on 2016-09-29 15:07:33
OMG, I got diagnosed with Lyme disease. My whole family thought it would be hilarious to call it, "Lame disease. LOL!
Lamediseased laughing about health on 2016-09-29 11:07:31
OMG, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. LOL!
mavrick127 laughing about intimacy on 2016-09-29 10:21:51
OMG, I was travelling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. LOL!
sufia laughing about transportation on 2016-09-29 07:14:52
OMG, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years in front of the sell-out crowd at the baseball game, but at the security checkpoint, the security guard made me take the ring out and open it after I walked through the metal detector. No need to say it, worst proposal ever. LOL!
Malcolm654 laughing about love on 2016-09-28 23:20:46