OMG, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." LOL!
trollbot13 laughing about work on 2016-10-24 05:39:28
OMG, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. LOL!
oh I didn't hear you laughing about love on 2016-10-23 21:38:07
OMG, got a $60 parking ticket for not paying the $2.50 pay-to-park fee. I checked my bank records, which proved that I'd paid the fee, for the correct space too. The problem is the ticket is too small to contest in traffic court. LOL!
toosmall laughing about transportation on 2016-10-23 17:27:41
OMG, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. LOL!
bandeek laughing about intimacy on 2016-10-23 14:52:15
OMG, on my 18th birthday, I was mugged by 6 guys who beat the shit out of me and stole my phone and wallet. They could've just asked. LOL!
TheComedyAudio laughing about random bullshit on 2016-10-23 13:13:10
OMG, I found out my request to have off on Thanksgiving for the first time in 6 years was denied, because I work the evening shift every year on Thanksgiving and that's convenient for everyone else. LOL!
allidoiswrkwrkwrknomttrwht laughing about work on 2016-10-23 11:59:33
OMG, I finished a 700-page book for my law exam. It was the wrong book. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2016-10-23 06:12:56
OMG, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. LOL!
pantless laughing about random bullshit on 2016-10-23 05:31:12
OMG, as I was transcribing my manager's recorded orated memo, I heard an unmistakable grunt and splash of an impromptu "bathroom deposit". Seems my manager is economising his time like never before. LOL!
Labro9 laughing about work on 2016-10-23 04:20:26
OMG, I woke up 2 hours early to go to the physical therapist my doctor referred me to. She did confirm physical therapy will help, but she doesn't treat my issue. She’s also the only person in my city who takes my insurance. LOL!
Confused laughing about health on 2016-10-23 01:05:43