OMG, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for work anymore. He said no and went crazy. HR and the police are now involved. LOL!
on 2016-12-02 00:20:08
OMG, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? LOL!
on 2016-12-01 22:54:50
OMG, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. LOL!
on 2016-12-01 18:38:59
OMG, I moved states to be with my soulmate in our new condo. It was also the day I took out a neighbor's balcony with my U-Haul. LOL!
crash and burn
on 2016-12-01 04:41:04
OMG, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. LOL!
on 2016-12-01 03:07:08
OMG, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of time since I've been looking for a job. I got an e-mail yesterday from a company for a telephone interview which I was happy about. The day of the interview, my phone is disconnected. LOL!
on 2016-11-30 07:45:13
OMG, I finally went to the doctor for a condition I've had all my life. Turns out it was easily cured with a simple pill. I peed in my pants everyday for 27 years for nothing. LOL!
on 2016-11-30 05:48:42
OMG, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got him to sleep, I tried to go to bed. My husband is now snoring, farting and taking up my side of the bed. I desperately need some sleep. LOL!
on 2016-11-30 01:39:37
OMG, I discovered that when my doctor said my new medication "may cause sensitivity to sunlight" what he meant was "sit in total darkness during the day or your skin will feel like its burning off." LOL!
on 2016-11-29 20:48:32
OMG, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. LOL!
perverted teenage girl
on 2016-11-29 16:51:40
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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