OMG, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. LOL!
on 2015-07-06 19:02:01
OMG, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. LOL!
on 2015-07-06 18:51:59
OMG, I found out that my "mosquito bite" was in fact a jellyfish sting I got in Mexico, which has caused me to break out into horrendous hives in the airport waiting for the flight home. It's okay though, the plane is only delayed for 7 hours. LOL!
on 2015-07-06 18:26:53
OMG, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." LOL!
on 2015-07-06 17:37:38
OMG, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. LOL!
on 2015-07-06 17:32:52
OMG, during family therapy the therapist asked if I believe I'm a good parent/husband. When I said yes my two sons, my daughter and even my wife very passionately disagreed. LOL!
on 2015-07-06 16:52:49
OMG, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. LOL!
on 2015-07-06 13:28:42
OMG, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. LOL!
on 2015-07-06 11:14:23
OMG, while at work, a customer, who was also on his the phone, rudely asked me what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told that we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. LOL!
on 2015-07-06 02:03:01
OMG, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. LOL!
on 2015-07-06 01:30:21
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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