OMG, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. LOL!
on 2014-10-22 10:47:06
OMG, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. LOL!
on 2014-10-22 04:09:26
OMG, I offered "Girls Gone Wild" as an example of bad TV in my lecture thinking it was a reality TV show. It's porn. LOL!
on 2014-10-22 01:42:16
OMG, I lost my laptop, but I have my old childhood computer to use. It's password-protected, and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid, and if anything, this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the years. LOL!
on 2014-10-21 23:36:09
OMG, I was giving lifegaurd instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. LOL!
on 2014-10-21 23:18:34
OMG, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. LOL!
on 2014-10-21 22:11:01
OMG, I had to google the definition of transexual just to know what the hell my friends were talking about. I need to read a book. LOL!
on 2014-10-21 20:36:10
OMG, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. LOL!
on 2014-10-21 16:13:55
OMG, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. LOL!
on 2014-10-21 15:46:09
OMG, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. LOL!
on 2014-10-21 15:46:08
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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