OMG, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-04-24 11:35:05
OMG, my Spanish teacher imitated the sound of a coffee grinder, and then said in Spanish, "OK, all of you do it." I did it, thinking everyone else would too. I was the only one in the class who'd understood the Spanish part. LOL!
me laughing about work on 2014-04-24 11:32:15
OMG, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2014-04-24 11:30:59
OMG, my toddler found my daughter's recorder from 3rd grade and figured out how to play the highest pitch note. Of course, my daughter pulls out her trombone to have a jam session. And I'm out of ibuprofen. LOL!
missmom83 laughing about kids on 2014-04-24 11:28:58
OMG, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. LOL!
Anonyme laughing about random bullshit on 2014-04-24 02:57:47
OMG, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. LOL!
Quackadoodledoo laughing about random bullshit on 2014-04-23 22:21:41
OMG, I met a cute guy, and everything went great. After a while, he asked me for my number and I gave it to him. Now he won't stop texting me, asking for pictures of my toes. LOL!
ewhhhh laughing about love on 2014-04-23 14:37:25
OMG, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. LOL!
killmenow laughing about random bullshit on 2014-04-23 10:54:34
OMG, my landlord starting showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. LOL!
Almost_Homeless laughing about random bullshit on 2014-04-23 08:43:53
OMG, in a city council session, the citizenry showed up in droves to criticize the mayor for a police raid over a so-called parody account on Twitter impersonating the mayor. This account was degrading, hurtful, and didn't represent itself as parody. The city now hates the mayor. Guess who I am. LOL!
NotJimArdis laughing about work on 2014-04-23 03:23:23