OMG, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" in response. Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-09-16 14:28:05
OMG, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about kids on 2014-09-16 13:44:47
OMG, I'm at that age where sitting down carries a 50/50 chance of turning my balls into scrambled eggs, a fact confirmed yet again today. Third time this week. I think it's time to switch to briefs. LOL!
I need a new ballsack. laughing about health on 2014-09-16 12:20:07
OMG, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2014-09-16 12:18:36
OMG, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about money on 2014-09-16 10:34:15
OMG, a customer told me that there was no way he was paying for his shopping. He then walked off. As it turns out, the customer IS always right. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2014-09-16 01:04:39
OMG, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look and me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. LOL!
HeIsKindaRightTho laughing about kids on 2014-09-16 00:31:35
OMG, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. LOL!
cazzb laughing about work on 2014-09-16 00:17:41
OMG, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. LOL!
lucas_urev laughing about random bullshit on 2014-09-15 18:19:54
OMG, my eight-year-old brother told his classmates that I have cancer. Nope, just really bad acne. LOL!
Peeves laughing about kids on 2014-09-15 18:05:11