OMG, the security at the airport were nice enough to remind me to take the laptop out of my bag. I wish they'd also reminded me to put it back in before I left. LOL!
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on 2014-09-02 15:48:18
OMG, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." LOL!
on 2014-09-02 14:58:46
OMG, I saw someone purposely drove into someone's garbage can with their car. Trying to be nice, I stopped and started to pick it up. As I did, the owner came out of his house and chased me away with a knife. LOL!
on 2014-09-02 13:03:33
OMG, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing Snooker. LOL!
on 2014-09-02 11:49:56
OMG, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. LOL!
on 2014-09-02 11:32:40
OMG, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. LOL!
on 2014-09-01 21:53:26
OMG, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. LOL!
on 2014-09-01 17:37:47
OMG, my wife thought it'd be hilarious to move all of our furniture two inches to the left as a prank to make me stub my toes. I'm pretty sure I've now banged the furniture more than I have my wife. LOL!
on 2014-09-01 17:16:39
OMG, my hamster got loose from his cage. His name was Houdini. LOL!
on 2014-09-01 14:55:27
OMG, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. LOL!
on 2014-09-01 12:59:53
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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