OMG, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. LOL!
Anonymous
laughing about
health
on 2013-05-18 19:15:19
OMG, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". LOL!
SteroidPenguin
laughing about
love
on 2013-05-18 18:33:00
OMG, I went for an interview regarding a seasonal position I'd been offered at a grocery store. The manager showed up 45 minutes past the scheduled interview time, cheerfully greeted me, and took me back to his office, just to tell me that they don't hire seasonal help. Ever. LOL!
ineedayob
laughing about
work
on 2013-05-18 16:36:35
OMG, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. LOL!
Mr_poole
laughing about
love
on 2013-05-18 16:06:11
OMG, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. LOL!
Anonymous
laughing about
love
on 2013-05-18 15:34:21
OMG, I got my third promotion at work in as many years. My husband congratulated me very briefly, before asking if this meant he no longer had to look for a job. LOL!
Anonymous
laughing about
work
on 2013-05-18 15:27:18
OMG, I spent hours debating with a lady who claimed she'd spent years "studying the big bang theory". Not only did she not know the scientific meaning of the word "theory", her killer argument was "If the big bang happened, where are the fossils?" I'm not sure whether or not I just got trolled. LOL!
look at the fucking universe, lady
laughing about
random bullshit
on 2013-05-18 14:44:52
OMG, I managed to drop my phone into the pot of water I was boiling. I shoved my hand in without thinking to try and save it. I now have 1st degree burns on my hand and no phone. LOL!
Anonymous
laughing about
random bullshit
on 2013-05-18 11:08:08
OMG, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. LOL!
lez probs
laughing about
intimacy
on 2013-05-18 08:54:17
OMG, I recieved a slip through my door saying that the package I'd ordered couldn't be delivered today because no-one was home to sign for it. I got the slip just in time to watch the guy who put it through my letterbox get in his van, look me in the eye and drive off. LOL!
JACKxRAWR
laughing about
random bullshit
on 2013-05-18 05:41:38