OMG, I got into a fight with my sister, and she called me ugly. I pointed out that being twins, we're pretty much identical, and she basically just called herself ugly. She responded that everyone says she's the prettier one. My mom agreed. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-07-22 14:55:04
OMG, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about kids on 2014-07-22 13:39:11
OMG, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. LOL!
d4rkxf0x laughing about random bullshit on 2014-07-22 11:54:58
OMG, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered my boyfriend is actually 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt and not five minutes later was snoring. LOL!
and the truth comes out laughing about love on 2014-07-22 04:44:03
OMG, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. LOL!
teegtwo laughing about intimacy on 2014-07-22 01:55:05
OMG, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. LOL!
Oldhouse laughing about random bullshit on 2014-07-21 23:46:24
OMG, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about animals on 2014-07-21 18:49:23
OMG, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-07-21 18:14:05
OMG, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. LOL!
notpayedenoughforthisshit laughing about work on 2014-07-21 17:15:45
OMG, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. LOL!
Tasteslikechicken laughing about animals on 2014-07-21 17:04:12