OMG, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. LOL!
on 2016-06-28 07:53:48
OMG, after two months of rehersals, an actor in my theater company decided he was unhappy with the role I gave him, so he refuses to perform. We open tonight. LOL!
on 2016-06-28 07:12:39
OMG, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. LOL!
on 2016-06-28 06:34:58
OMG, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. LOL!
on 2016-06-28 06:12:00
OMG, while trying to go to sleep, I could hear snoring from my boyfriend's side of the bed. I'm not sure who was louder, him or the dog. LOL!
Y U NO STFU
on 2016-06-28 05:36:04
OMG, I'm stuck in a ramshackle house that my aunt bought and moved everyone out to. Only one bathroom works, and she won't let us flush it because the house keeps flooding. Four people are stuck here with just one toilet filled with poop and urine, while she's been staying at a friend's house. LOL!
on 2016-06-28 01:55:08
OMG, as a dentist, I was performing simple tooth extraction when I realized that the X-ray was flipped the wrong way the whole time. I had to lie to the patient that the tooth that I accidently extracted needed to go as well. LOL!
on 2016-06-28 00:25:27
OMG, full of hope, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She didn’t say no, she didn’t faint, she didn’t cry. She just asked, “But… Why ?“ LOL!
on 2016-06-27 23:52:46
OMG, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. LOL!
on 2016-06-27 21:05:52
OMG, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" LOL!
on 2016-06-27 20:47:08
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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