OMG, my grandpa set out snare traps to catch the foxes that have been around our property, because he wanted to protect our dog from being attacked by them. I then got a phone call from my dad telling me our dog got caught in one. LOL!
on 2015-07-31 22:31:58
OMG, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. LOL!
on 2015-07-31 18:56:37
OMG, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." LOL!
single and unbuggered
on 2015-07-31 17:04:27
OMG, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. LOL!
on 2015-07-31 16:48:13
OMG, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. LOL!
on 2015-07-31 16:28:06
OMG, I found out that a teenage coworker of mine earns two dollars more an hour than me, which wouldn't really be that bad if I hadn't been working there for three years and had recently received a pay raise. LOL!
on 2015-07-31 15:33:55
OMG, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. LOL!
on 2015-07-31 14:55:48
OMG, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. LOL!
on 2015-07-31 14:28:24
OMG, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. LOL!
on 2015-07-31 01:38:32
OMG, I found out that, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. LOL!
on 2015-07-31 01:36:11
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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