OMG, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. LOL!
on 2014-04-24 11:35:05
OMG, my Spanish teacher imitated the sound of a coffee grinder, and then said in Spanish, "OK, all of you do it." I did it, thinking everyone else would too. I was the only one in the class who'd understood the Spanish part. LOL!
on 2014-04-24 11:32:15
OMG, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. LOL!
on 2014-04-24 11:30:59
OMG, my toddler found my daughter's recorder from 3rd grade and figured out how to play the highest pitch note. Of course, my daughter pulls out her trombone to have a jam session. And I'm out of ibuprofen. LOL!
on 2014-04-24 11:28:58
OMG, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. LOL!
on 2014-04-24 02:57:47
OMG, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. LOL!
on 2014-04-23 22:21:41
OMG, I met a cute guy, and everything went great. After a while, he asked me for my number and I gave it to him. Now he won't stop texting me, asking for pictures of my toes. LOL!
on 2014-04-23 14:37:25
OMG, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. LOL!
on 2014-04-23 10:54:34
OMG, my landlord starting showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. LOL!
on 2014-04-23 08:43:53
OMG, in a city council session, the citizenry showed up in droves to criticize the mayor for a police raid over a so-called parody account on Twitter impersonating the mayor. This account was degrading, hurtful, and didn't represent itself as parody. The city now hates the mayor. Guess who I am. LOL!
on 2014-04-23 03:23:23
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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