OMG, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. LOL!
on 2015-01-27 11:12:02
OMG, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. LOL!
on 2015-01-27 10:09:19
OMG, I found out my girlfriend is bulimic. Like that wasn't bad enough, I found out because she spent all of our rent money on food. LOL!
on 2015-01-27 09:07:19
OMG, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. LOL!
on 2015-01-27 09:02:34
OMG, returning home from a party, I realised I'd forgotten my keys. My roommate was sleeping so soundly that after an hour of throwing gravel and ringing the doorbell, I had to give up and get a room at the hotel over the road. For 85 € I had a view of my room. LOL!
on 2015-01-27 06:45:58
OMG, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. LOL!
on 2015-01-27 00:43:38
OMG, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. LOL!
sleeping on the floor
on 2015-01-26 20:47:19
OMG, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." LOL!
on 2015-01-26 20:43:52
OMG, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. LOL!
on 2015-01-26 19:19:57
OMG, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-workers anus. LOL!
on 2015-01-26 18:24:22
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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