OMG, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. LOL!
some band player
on 2014-03-09 22:09:27
OMG, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. LOL!
on 2014-03-09 20:36:23
OMG, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. LOL!
on 2014-03-09 18:32:45
OMG, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. LOL!
on 2014-03-09 15:31:11
OMG, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. LOL!
fuck russia and fuck georgia too
on 2014-03-09 14:38:44
OMG, my pregnant wife cried and threw the remote at me because I killed a dog on Call of Duty. LOL!
on 2014-03-09 05:20:02
OMG, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands. And over the Golden Gate Bridge. LOL!
on 2014-03-09 01:08:55
OMG, I've been waiting for a very important document in the mail. It has been two months. I reviewed my application and realized I forgot to put a mailing address down. LOL!
on 2014-03-08 21:15:12
OMG, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." LOL!
on 2014-03-08 18:13:56
OMG, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road. I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by. I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts. LOL!
on 2014-03-08 16:43:07
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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