OMG, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. LOL!
drunk in love laughing about love on 2014-11-27 02:12:21
OMG, I finally got time to take a nap. Later, my mom asked me if I was depressed because I didn't leave my room for 3 hours. She talked to my dad about it, and now my family thinks I'm depressed because I slept for 3 hours. LOL!
Sleep. laughing about random bullshit on 2014-11-27 02:06:36
OMG, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. LOL!
anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-11-26 22:33:00
OMG, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. LOL!
caterinette laughing about work on 2014-11-26 21:04:00
OMG, my mother requested that I return the $500 she had previously given me to help me pay for college. Her reasoning? "You work three jobs, you can afford it." I work three jobs because she decided buying herself a car was more important than my schooling. LOL!
theaaxis laughing about money on 2014-11-26 16:43:37
OMG, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. LOL!
UsuallyaUnicornbread laughing about random bullshit on 2014-11-26 16:01:12
OMG, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. LOL!
void bowels() { cry(); } laughing about random bullshit on 2014-11-26 15:45:57
OMG, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about intimacy on 2014-11-26 14:41:36
OMG, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. LOL!
unwanted laughing about random bullshit on 2014-11-26 13:13:47
OMG, what few friends I have won't talk to me anymore. My ex told them she dumped me because I abused her. I never abused her. What really happened is that she dumped me in a rage after I refused to give her money for drugs. Nobody's even asked for my side of the story. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2014-11-26 11:42:33