OMG, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. LOL!
on 2014-12-17 19:48:50
OMG, half of my motivation to stop drinking is so that my tolerance will go down, because I currently can't actually afford enough alcohol to get even tipsy anymore. LOL!
on 2014-12-17 17:41:03
OMG, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. LOL!
on 2014-12-17 15:09:49
OMG, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out the ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. LOL!
RIP Turd (peacebeuponit)
on 2014-12-17 13:47:36
OMG, after finally finishing a huge internal rebranding project at work, which I've poured blood, sweat and tears into over the last 12 months, I found out we're being acquired by another company and that our new brand will no longer exist. LOL!
on 2014-12-17 08:43:15
OMG, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. LOL!
on 2014-12-17 08:33:49
OMG, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. LOL!
monster in law.
on 2014-12-17 02:35:52
OMG, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. LOL!
on 2014-12-17 00:29:49
OMG, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. LOL!
on 2014-12-16 22:31:49
OMG, a student's mother sent me an e-mail complaining that I was requiring her child to read a book containing mild profanity. She then demanded me to let him read an easier book. This would've been somewhat acceptable if the student wasn't in the 12th grade. LOL!
on 2014-12-16 21:11:55
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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