OMG, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. LOL!
drbckflps laughing about random bullshit on 2014-12-17 19:48:50
OMG, half of my motivation to stop drinking is so that my tolerance will go down, because I currently can't actually afford enough alcohol to get even tipsy anymore. LOL!
Recovering Alcoholic laughing about health on 2014-12-17 17:41:03
OMG, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2014-12-17 15:09:49
OMG, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out the ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. LOL!
RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) laughing about random bullshit on 2014-12-17 13:47:36
OMG, after finally finishing a huge internal rebranding project at work, which I've poured blood, sweat and tears into over the last 12 months, I found out we're being acquired by another company and that our new brand will no longer exist. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2014-12-17 08:43:15
OMG, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. LOL!
seriously laughing about random bullshit on 2014-12-17 08:33:49
OMG, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. LOL!
monster in law. laughing about love on 2014-12-17 02:35:52
OMG, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. LOL!
marie0908 laughing about intimacy on 2014-12-17 00:29:49
OMG, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. LOL!
thankssomuch laughing about work on 2014-12-16 22:31:49
OMG, a student's mother sent me an e-mail complaining that I was requiring her child to read a book containing mild profanity. She then demanded me to let him read an easier book. This would've been somewhat acceptable if the student wasn't in the 12th grade. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2014-12-16 21:11:55