OMG, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. LOL!
jaci laughing about random bullshit on 2016-07-24 11:27:32
OMG, after a week of my new neighbor constantly yelling in his native language, I finally complained about the noise. Turns out that's just his normal talking voice. Goodbye sleep. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-07-24 02:40:48
OMG, I had to listen from the next room as my dad cheated on his girlfriend with his married boss. He's 57, looks like a troll, and doesn't smell much better than one either. Meanwhile I'm 24 and couldn't get laid, much less get a date, if my life depended on it. LOL!
emancipate my ass laughing about random bullshit on 2016-07-24 00:02:18
OMG, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-07-23 23:18:25
OMG, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. LOL!
ulrika laughing about kids on 2016-07-23 21:09:04
OMG, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-07-23 19:04:30
OMG, hat was meant to be a fun hour-long paddle with a friend turned into a 5 hour ordeal involving a coast guard helicopter, an ambulance, a hospital visit and a ruined canoe. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2016-07-23 18:02:32
OMG, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". LOL!
Anonymous laughing about money on 2016-07-23 14:36:32
OMG, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. LOL!
fuckit laughing about random bullshit on 2016-07-23 02:52:02
OMG, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-07-23 00:17:49