OMG, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". LOL!
jcdc
laughing about
health
on 2012-05-20 11:03:32
OMG, my husband proudly walked into our bedroom naked after having shaved an arrow pointing to his penis in his pubes. He then got really offended when I couldn't stop laughing. LOL!
ThisWay
laughing about
intimacy
on 2012-05-20 10:23:59
OMG, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. LOL!
shygirl
laughing about
random bullshit
on 2012-05-20 09:13:44
OMG, it was the first time I was going to fly first class. I ended up in the bathroom almost the whole flight with diarrhea. LOL!
laughing about
random bullshit
on 2012-05-20 06:21:39
OMG, I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had started to dry out. When my mom asked me if I needed anything, I immediately responded with "lotion and tissues," not realizing what I was suggesting. She then talked to me for 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." LOL!
sick and awkward
laughing about
intimacy
on 2012-05-20 02:11:07
OMG, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. LOL!
slayerdeath
laughing about
random bullshit
on 2012-05-20 01:19:27
OMG, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. LOL!
Ouch
laughing about
health
on 2012-05-20 00:06:27
OMG, it was my birthday, and I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "happy birthday" before they left. LOL!
Schubey
laughing about
random bullshit
on 2012-05-19 22:04:33
OMG, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. LOL!
Anonymous
laughing about
love
on 2012-05-19 19:20:19
OMG, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. LOL!
anonymous
laughing about
random bullshit
on 2012-05-19 18:54:14