OMG, I almost got fired for not following my boss on Twitter and Instagram. LOL!
NickySimpson laughing about work on 2016-04-29 20:46:47
OMG, I worked as a cashier at a rummage sale at my church to raise money for the homeless. My bag was stolen. LOL!
TheHeirofTime laughing about random bullshit on 2016-04-29 20:38:59
OMG, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and know I need to go back to the hospital. LOL!
brandogg laughing about random bullshit on 2016-04-29 20:11:19
OMG, I met my birth father for the first time. The first thing he told me was that if I ever get arrested, I should give him a call so his guys on the inside can look after me. I don't think there's going to be a second meeting. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-04-29 19:22:11
OMG, I was declined a sales position at a local store. As I headed out, I heard the interviewer telling a colleague, "Christ. That kid had less charisma than Microsoft Sam." LOL!
sam.exe laughing about work on 2016-04-29 15:26:53
OMG, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2016-04-29 13:59:12
OMG, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2016-04-29 13:11:33
OMG, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. LOL!
DeathbyWording laughing about health on 2016-04-29 13:05:43
OMG, after 10 years of frequent international air travel, I got my seat upgraded for the first time. Also, for the first time in 10 years, the airline lost my luggage. LOL!
Bittersweet laughing about transportation on 2016-04-29 12:19:59
OMG, my anxiety has gotten so bad that I start to panic every time someone even approaches me. I'm a cashier, and I'm only halfway through my shift. LOL!
PhantomKitty laughing about health on 2016-04-29 11:20:43