OMG, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2014-10-24 21:32:15
OMG, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2014-10-24 21:23:31
OMG, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2014-10-24 20:30:16
OMG, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2014-10-24 16:52:50
OMG, I'm horribly out of shape. My arms are sore, almost like I'd been doing heavy lifting yesterday. Nope. It just was from squeezing cupcake icing out of a tube. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2014-10-24 15:26:05
OMG, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-24 13:49:16
OMG, while reading 1984 on the train, a cute guy around my age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask for my number, he got up, patted me on the head and said it's so nice that kids my age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. LOL!
anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-24 09:47:07
OMG, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. LOL!
too good laughing about intimacy on 2014-10-24 06:54:01
OMG, I got approached by a lady while eating at a fast-food restaurant who asked if I could spare five dollars. Confidently, I pulled out my wallet to show her that I had no cash, only to reveal a perfectly crisp five dollar bill that I had completely forgotten about. LOL!
Yeah laughing about money on 2014-10-24 01:02:43
OMG, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. LOL!
anonymous laughing about intimacy on 2014-10-23 21:25:36