OMG, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. LOL!
on 2014-04-17 15:59:21
OMG, I had my first car accident. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen, then accidentally opened my car door straight into it as well when I went to give her my information. LOL!
on 2014-04-17 12:01:04
OMG, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now found out in front of 15 people that, no, sparrows are not small pigeons that are going to grow up. LOL!
on 2014-04-17 06:37:01
OMG, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories sake". LOL!
on 2014-04-16 23:14:06
OMG, I went to a restaurant for a friend's birthday. There were two very attractive waiters. They waited until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them. They promptly left upon my return. Men avoid me. LOL!
on 2014-04-16 20:00:03
OMG, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" LOL!
on 2014-04-16 18:03:01
OMG, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. LOL!
on 2014-04-16 13:24:45
OMG, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. LOL!
on 2014-04-16 00:13:29
OMG, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right though the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. LOL!
on 2014-04-15 22:48:13
OMG, I sat and watched the CEO of DreamWorks on TV misuse words such as "quantum". He's filthy rich, whereas I'm a savagely underpaid gardener. LOL!
on 2014-04-15 22:28:05
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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