OMG, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. LOL!
NoScrubs laughing about health on 2014-10-31 01:10:34
OMG, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. LOL!
facebookdeception laughing about love on 2014-10-31 00:25:04
OMG, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. LOL!
anonymous laughing about love on 2014-10-31 00:24:27
OMG, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. LOL!
taylor w laughing about intimacy on 2014-10-30 22:32:53
OMG, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2014-10-30 18:16:53
OMG, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." LOL!
wow laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-30 18:05:36
OMG, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about intimacy on 2014-10-30 16:55:35
OMG, I burned several hundred calories: I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven. LOL!
SoarVag laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-30 11:16:26
OMG, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. LOL!
ineedsleep laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-30 10:15:58
OMG, I was getting back the math books from students, but one had water damage. When I asked why, he looked me in the eye and said, "My tears." LOL!
Math laughing about work on 2014-10-30 07:11:22