OMG, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. LOL!
on 2016-05-24 09:29:39
OMG, my boyfriend's mum begged me to stay with my boyfriend because she says I'm the only one who can actually get him through college and into a decent job. LOL!
on 2016-05-24 08:57:32
OMG, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. LOL!
on 2016-05-24 08:28:14
OMG, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. LOL!
on 2016-05-24 06:38:05
OMG, I took my 9-year-old sister to an ice cream shop. There we met a boy about her age, who started a conversation with her, told her she was pretty and they ended up exchanging numbers. I'm 24 and so far I've never succeeded at getting a girl's number like this. LOL!
on 2016-05-24 06:30:18
OMG, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. LOL!
on 2016-05-24 01:59:07
OMG, I got put in a speech impediment class because apparently I have a lisp. No, my tongue is just swollen, and I can't talk very well because of it. I've talked normally for the past 17 years. LOL!
on 2016-05-23 23:41:44
OMG, I started dating my best friend, who is Hispanic. I told my family the good news and all my father had to say to me was, "I will allow you to date him, but you should really think about settling with someone your own kind." LOL!
on 2016-05-23 16:16:42
OMG, it was my second day working as a cashier in a drug store. I thought everything went great, but by the end of my shift, my cash register was 10$ short. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if on my first day it hadn't been 30$ short. LOL!
on 2016-05-23 15:30:20
OMG, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. LOL!
on 2016-05-23 14:44:42
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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