OMG, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. LOL!
on 2014-08-30 12:40:00
OMG, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. LOL!
on 2014-08-30 11:14:26
OMG, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. LOL!
on 2014-08-30 07:56:02
OMG, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. LOL!
on 2014-08-30 04:35:49
OMG, I almost got lucky with the girl from my course, We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and proceeding to move downwards with my tongue. Whilst moaning my name she decides to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. LOL!
on 2014-08-30 02:44:09
OMG, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. LOL!
on 2014-08-29 22:54:40
OMG, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. LOL!
on 2014-08-29 17:22:43
OMG, I got a job. My parents have decided it's now a better idea to take money from my paycheck instead of grounding me. LOL!
on 2014-08-29 17:21:03
OMG, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. LOL!
on 2014-08-29 16:15:08
OMG, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. LOL!
on 2014-08-29 14:54:10
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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