OMG, my grandpa set out snare traps to catch the foxes that have been around our property, because he wanted to protect our dog from being attacked by them. I then got a phone call from my dad telling me our dog got caught in one. LOL!
C_Ramirez1695 laughing about animals on 2015-07-31 22:31:58
OMG, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. LOL!
LexiD19 laughing about work on 2015-07-31 18:56:37
OMG, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." LOL!
single and unbuggered laughing about love on 2015-07-31 17:04:27
OMG, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. LOL!
smf_ds laughing about random bullshit on 2015-07-31 16:48:13
OMG, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. LOL!
anon laughing about intimacy on 2015-07-31 16:28:06
OMG, I found out that a teenage coworker of mine earns two dollars more an hour than me, which wouldn't really be that bad if I hadn't been working there for three years and had recently received a pay raise. LOL!
LetsNotForget laughing about work on 2015-07-31 15:33:55
OMG, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about animals on 2015-07-31 14:55:48
OMG, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. LOL!
ppema laughing about random bullshit on 2015-07-31 14:28:24
OMG, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. LOL!
doodoobref laughing about intimacy on 2015-07-31 01:38:32
OMG, I found out that, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. LOL!
StargazeKitsune laughing about work on 2015-07-31 01:36:11