OMG, my dad is obsessed with making sure that I am not in any way 'bare' in front of the windows of our house. Which is surrounded by tall trees, five metres worth of tall trees. I'm not sure whether to be creeped out that someone might see me or that my dad is unhealthily obsessed about this. LOL!
on 2016-08-26 05:59:17
OMG, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. LOL!
on 2016-08-26 02:05:03
OMG, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. LOL!
on 2016-08-26 00:10:54
OMG, on my second morning at college, I tried to make coffee using my Keurig. I realized after I got back from my shower that I hadn't put a cup under the machine. All 3 drawers of my dresser are now filled with coffee. LOL!
on 2016-08-25 12:26:43
OMG, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. LOL!
on 2016-08-25 11:28:47
OMG, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. LOL!
on 2016-08-25 09:00:11
OMG, I made quite an impression on my new bin men by forgetting to put the bin out 'til the last minute. I'm sure they enjoyed a good laugh at the woman in shorts, tank top and slippers struggling with a brolly as she slipped and slid while dragging her bin up a hill in a downpour. LOL!
on 2016-08-25 07:17:44
OMG, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. LOL!
on 2016-08-25 01:53:18
OMG, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and see if I was OK was my World of Warcraft guild leader after I didn't show up to raid. LOL!
on 2016-08-24 23:50:59
OMG, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. LOL!
on 2016-08-24 22:24:18
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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