OMG, I lost hundreds of dollars in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't think so. My roommate threw them away after he got water on them, thinking that it rendered them unusable. LOL!
on 2015-03-29 21:09:10
OMG, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." LOL!
on 2015-03-29 17:18:03
OMG, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" LOL!
on 2015-03-29 15:54:55
OMG, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. LOL!
on 2015-03-29 11:17:21
OMG, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. LOL!
on 2015-03-29 10:03:24
OMG, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. LOL!
on 2015-03-29 09:33:51
OMG, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. LOL!
on 2015-03-29 08:54:29
OMG, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. LOL!
on 2015-03-29 08:49:04
OMG, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good new is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. LOL!
on 2015-03-29 04:54:15
OMG, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. LOL!
on 2015-03-29 02:38:34
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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