OMG, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. LOL!
pissedoff laughing about random bullshit on 2016-06-28 07:53:48
OMG, after two months of rehersals, an actor in my theater company decided he was unhappy with the role I gave him, so he refuses to perform. We open tonight. LOL!
TheaterMom laughing about work on 2016-06-28 07:12:39
OMG, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. LOL!
Evjoel laughing about kids on 2016-06-28 06:34:58
OMG, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. LOL!
DesperateMother laughing about kids on 2016-06-28 06:12:00
OMG, while trying to go to sleep, I could hear snoring from my boyfriend's side of the bed. I'm not sure who was louder, him or the dog. LOL!
Y U NO STFU laughing about random bullshit on 2016-06-28 05:36:04
OMG, I'm stuck in a ramshackle house that my aunt bought and moved everyone out to. Only one bathroom works, and she won't let us flush it because the house keeps flooding. Four people are stuck here with just one toilet filled with poop and urine, while she's been staying at a friend's house. LOL!
queenariii laughing about random bullshit on 2016-06-28 01:55:08
OMG, as a dentist, I was performing simple tooth extraction when I realized that the X-ray was flipped the wrong way the whole time. I had to lie to the patient that the tooth that I accidently extracted needed to go as well. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2016-06-28 00:25:27
OMG, full of hope, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She didn’t say no, she didn’t faint, she didn’t cry. She just asked, “But… Why ?“ LOL!
Badam laughing about love on 2016-06-27 23:52:46
OMG, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. LOL!
Anyonehiring laughing about work on 2016-06-27 21:05:52
OMG, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" LOL!
cavallo31 laughing about random bullshit on 2016-06-27 20:47:08